Fantasy Safari: Everything is trying to kill you!

And by that I mean everything!!! In D&D, nothing is safe!

Statues? Trying to kill you!

Caryatid Column
Caryatid Column (Fiend Folio, 1981)

Decorative Armor? Trying to kill you!

Helmed Horror
Helmed Horror (Monstrous Compendium Annual Vol. 1, 1994)

Mushrooms are trying to kill you!

Fungus
Violet Fungus (Monster Manual, 1977)

That treasure chest? Trying to kill you!

Mimic
Mimic (Monster Manual, 1977)

Coins? Trying to kill you!

Lock Lurker
Lock Lurker (Monstrous Compendium Annual Vol. 1, 1994)

Your sword? Trying to kill you!

Xaver
Xaver (Monstrous Compendium Annual Vol. 1, 1994)

Your friends? Those are not your friends! They are trying to kill you!

Doppelganger
Doppelganger (Monster Manual, 1977)

Stalagmites are killing you!

Roper
Roper (Monster Manual, 1977)

Stalagtites are killing you!

Piercer
Piercer (Monster Manual, 1977)

A rock? Trying to kill you!

Bowler
Bowler

That cloak on the wall? Trying to kill you!

Cloaker
Cloaker (Monster Manual II, 1983)

The Wall is also trying to kill you.

Stunjelly
Stunjelly (Fiend Folio, 1981)

As is the floor.

D&DTrapper
Trapper (Monster Manual , 1977)

And the ceiling.

lurker
Lurker (Monster Manual, 1977)

The hallway? Trying to kill you!

Greater Mimic
Greater Mimic (Ruins of Undermountain II, 1994)

That bridge? Trying to kill you, too!

Spanner
Spanner (Fiend Folio, 1981)

The water? Trying to kill you!

Aballin
Aballin (Fiend Folio Appendix, 1992)

Snow is also trying to kill you!

Snowflake Ooze
Snowflake Ooze (Monster Manual III, 2004)

That lovely oasis in the desert? Trying to Kill you!

Dune Trapper
Dune Trapper (Monstrous Compendium Dark Sun Appendix I, 1992)

Your pets? Trying to kill you!

Beasts of Xvim
Beasts of Xvim (Monsters of Faerûn, 2001)

Bunny on a tree stump? Trying to kill you!

D&DWolf-in-sheep's-clothing
Wolf-in-Sheep’s-Clothing (Monster Manual II, 1983)

Tumbleweed? Trying to kill you!

Plague Brush
Plague Brush (Fiend Folio, 2003)

Sea weed? Trying to kill you!

Kelp Angler
Kelp Angler (Fiend Folio, 2003)

Flowers too!

Death Blossoms
Death Blossoms (Monster Manual III, 2004)

And those garden plants want to especially kll you!

Topiary Guardians
Topiary Guardians (Monster Manual III, 2004)

Trust no one! Trust nothing! Set everything on fire! Kill it! Kill everything before it kills you!

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