And by that I mean everything!!! In D&D, nothing is safe!
Statues? Trying to kill you!
![Caryatid Column](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/caryatid.jpg)
Decorative Armor? Trying to kill you!
![Helmed Horror](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/mof_helmedhorror.jpg)
Mushrooms are trying to kill you!
![Fungus](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mm_fungus.jpg)
That treasure chest? Trying to kill you!
![Mimic](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mimic.gif)
Coins? Trying to kill you!
![Lock Lurker](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/locklurk.gif)
Your sword? Trying to kill you!
![Xaver](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/xaver.gif)
Your friends? Those are not your friends! They are trying to kill you!
![Doppelganger](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/doppelga.gif)
Stalagmites are killing you!
![Roper](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roper.jpg)
Stalagtites are killing you!
![Piercer](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/piercer.gif)
A rock? Trying to kill you!
![Bowler](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bowler.jpg)
That cloak on the wall? Trying to kill you!
![Cloaker](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mm_cloaker.jpg)
The Wall is also trying to kill you.
![Stunjelly](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Stunjelly.jpg)
As is the floor.
![D&DTrapper](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/DDTrapper.jpg)
And the ceiling.
![lurker](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lurker.gif)
The hallway? Trying to kill you!
![Greater Mimic](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mimigrea.gif)
That bridge? Trying to kill you, too!
![Spanner](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/spanner.gif)
The water? Trying to kill you!
![Aballin](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/mof_aballin1.jpg)
Snow is also trying to kill you!
![Snowflake Ooze](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/83054-e1433007393385.jpg)
That lovely oasis in the desert? Trying to Kill you!
![Dune Trapper](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/dunetrap.gif)
Your pets? Trying to kill you!
![Beasts of Xvim](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mof_beastofxvim.jpg)
Bunny on a tree stump? Trying to kill you!
![D&DWolf-in-sheep's-clothing](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/DDWolf-in-sheeps-clothing.png)
Tumbleweed? Trying to kill you!
![Plague Brush](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/plaguebrush.jpg)
Sea weed? Trying to kill you!
![Kelp Angler](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/kelpangler-e1433007111913.jpg)
Flowers too!
![Death Blossoms](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/flowers.jpg)
And those garden plants want to especially kill you!
![Topiary Guardians](https://spriggans-den.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/83064.jpg)
Trust no one! Trust nothing! Set everything on fire! Kill it! Kill everything before it kills you!